“Three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.”

–Tom Haverford, Treat Yo’ Self Day 2011

 Any Parks and Recreation fans out there? What’s that you say? You never once missed an episode? Not even in syndication?! Niiice—I trust this year’s Treat Yo’ Self Day will be your most lavish to date!

For those unfamiliar with the show, here’s all you need to know: